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  • You definitely should join our email list. That widget is on the upper right hand side of this page. Go sign up now. If you're on your phone and are taking a break from doom scrolling Instagram, your widget is down below. I don't send out a ton of email, but it'll help you stay focused. You can easily unsubscribe later if you decide you're a bagpipe player.
  • You should not download everything on the site. That's what you might have done on all the other sites. Downloading PDFs won't make you a better musician. The internet will provide you with all the free PDFs anybody could ever use forever. Downloading ONE item and studying it until you're an expert might make you the best ukulele player.

Now, here's how and why to become a member:

  • You'll get everything and I really pride myself on having the world's best stuff. No really, it's good.
  • You'll have access to modern arrangements not just public domain music.
  • You'll be able to play at the highest level (if you'll practice and keep showing up).
  • You'll get continuous updates of new music. I write a lot.
  • You'll have premier access to me and if you need an arrangement, you'll be more likely to get it.
  • You'll have access to a complete musical education, not just a bunch of songs.
  • You'll be able to join (or start!) an ukulele orchestra.
  • You'll learn how regular people can make extraordinary music in every possible way imaginable.
  • You'll become focused on mastery of all skills including playing, arranging, composing, and theorizing.
  • You'll be better looking with the glow of being a vastly improved musician using ukulele as your principal instrument.
  • And of course you'll give me a reason to keep this website going.

So, as a recap:

  1. Free: You can access lots and lots of public domain stuff. Sheet music, performance videos, lesson videos and blog posts. All of the songs in my complete Introduction to Ukulele courses are available to you. You can find very expensive courses, and courses by more-"famous" and more-pretty people, but you won't get the comprehensive tools available here anywhere else. Seriously. This is the best.
  2. If you purchase a membership: You can access everything the free users can use (which, holy moly, it's a LOT), and you'll also receive access to a never-ending stream of modern songs still under the confusing haze of copyright protection for your personal study. There will be new material posted regularly to keep you motivated. You'll also be able to participate fully in the orchestra. And, subscribers will get priority when it comes to requesting sheet music be created for songs you love.
  3. It's $49.99 per year. PayPal will give you a heads-up that your subscription is about to renew a year from now and you can decide then if this is worth it or not. It will be if you just keep making music. It's about 14 cents a day, or for more erudite thinkers, less than the New York Times crossword puzzle is costing you every day.
  4. You have complete control over your PayPal subscriptions so you can cancel anytime. Just go to your PayPal account and delete the recurring payment. Or push the cancel button at the bottom of this page.
  5. It's best if you log into your PayPal account first, and then hit the button below.
  6. If you have any technical challenges, email me.
  7. If PayPal isn't possible, I can register you by hand if you Venmo me money or mail me a check. This is a far more cumbersome process and must be annually, so please email me if you need to pay this way so I can make sure to have your credentials set up properly.

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